I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair soft so I feel like I deserve the best like ????
Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.
― unknown (via amortizing)
Take a deep breath and realize how completely insane it is that you’re alive.
― (via wellnevertalkagain)